the intirupting cow

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:08:22 -0400

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:36:32 -0400

randomobsession: littlewhitesnowowl: sassygaydraco: if i know what line a character is going to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:36:18 -0400

randomobsession:

littlewhitesnowowl:

sassygaydraco:

if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me

i will say it 30 seconds before them

#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:35:58 -0400

#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:35:37 -0400

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:35:27 -0400

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:34:23 -0400

goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:33:49 -0400

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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Wed, 22 May 2013 13:48:11 -0400

stargleekbelle: cubbiemcprude: Zac Efron modeling for John...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:47:06 -0400

stargleekbelle:

cubbiemcprude:

Zac Efron modeling for John John Denim

Excuse you, Zac Efron!

theonewhosawitall: $1.1 BILLION That really adds to this post,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:46:49 -0400

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

That really adds to this post, thanks for your input.

imahighfunctioningfangirl: screamsinsilence527: avengerlicious: So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:43:39 -0400

imahighfunctioningfangirl:

screamsinsilence527:

avengerlicious:

So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.

My heart just broke

The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN

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Wed, 22 May 2013 13:43:32 -0400

prettyflieforawhiteboy: encantada-de-conocerte: BOW DOWN TO...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:43:00 -0400

prettyflieforawhiteboy:

encantada-de-conocerte:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .

Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.

Can he just buy us back….we miss him :(

somewhereinwonderland: harmonysama: szszsz: Some fanfics are so good they deserve...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:42:41 -0400

somewhereinwonderland:

harmonysama:

szszsz:

Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction

Some fanfics are so good they deserve a tv series

Some fanfics are just really bad twilight porn and do not deserve publication or a movie

a poem about bugs

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:25:26 -0400

miriko96:

whinychester:

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

this is probably what metatron was thinking

revolutionarysass: wtfshiroko: Radioactive (Music Box Version)...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:23:58 -0400

revolutionarysass:

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

yeah, tag your porn.

Tumblr girls, the secret has finally been revealed.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:20:15 -0400

Tumblr girls, the secret has finally been revealed.:

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT

Read more

THE BIGGEST MYSTERY IN MY LIFE IS NOW SOLVED

lol tumblr is on a roll today

…

Why is everyone going crazy about this? Any normal girl would atleast know about these. (If they even care at all.)

A+++

I KNEW THIS DAY WAS GOING TO COME

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:13:39 -0400